singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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