I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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