just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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