Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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