ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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