He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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