I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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