i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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