that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
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