Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
You took a bar mat shot.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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