She's JV to your varsity
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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