4 words: hood of his car
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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