East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
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