This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Randomize
