Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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