I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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