At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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