Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
