it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Randomize
