Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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