How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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