i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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