For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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