So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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