That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
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