and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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