I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Randomize