her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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