Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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