craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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