Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
It's blow job season.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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