I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
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