I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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