Duck Duck Cougar?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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