if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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