I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
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