shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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