You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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