If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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