he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
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