Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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