And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Randomize