we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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