So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Randomize