it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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