so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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