like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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