i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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