what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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