so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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