that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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