Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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