Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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