But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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