the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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