I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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